Girl Code

So, Me being a girl, I understand the dreaded "girl code". But when I tried to explain it to my boyfriends things got complicated with all the "acceptions."
Like for instance:
Don't date your friends Ex.
Acceptions- if they dated more then 5 years ago, if the friend said it was okay, if it happened on accident, if the friend has another partner now, if.. well there is alot more but I don't feel like typing that all down.

I mean there is so many acceptions. Why can't we just have one rule like the guys do and fallow it. But we are complicated and think its okay to do it because its an acception.

I just think its so funny how girls talk when walking around
"Oh did you hear that Jessica is dating Derek now?"
"OMG but thats Sarah's Ex boyfriend"
"I know but Sarah said it was okay and that she had someone eles now, and it was like 3 years ago and she's over it."
Then here is the thing.. the other girl says "Awe that was nice of Sarah to say that"

But!!! do you know what they are really thinking... they are thinking of how much a bitch Jessica is that she is dating Derek. But it was still nice of her to ask her friend Sarah if she can go out with Derek, so there for you would think that she isn't as bitch anymore. WRONG. Well here it goes that ranting in girls minds.
"that was very nice of Jessica to ask Sarah to go out with Derek. But I thought Sarah still wanted to go out with Derek, Sarah was probably just being nice to Jessica. Jessica is such a bitch to do that. She knows how Sarah feels. But I guess if it was 3 years ago its okay, but then again its still wrong I wouldn't do that to my friend"

Okay.. Do you see what I did just then.. that last sentence.. "I wouldn't do that to my friend" THATS BULL!
Girls are evil. They will act all nice but you pounce on them and they show claws. Just wait till Sarah and Jessica get into a fight. THEN the claws come out and the "your a whore, you have sloppy seconds" shit comes out. Ya..
Girls are hateful. They will tare you to shredds in a matter of 3 seconds.

Idk I guess I was just thinking about that. I just think its funny how girls go around and you see their faces glow with excitment because the words "Girl Code" come out of someone's mouth. Then you know there is something you should know and you have to go find out.

I'm not sure what the hell that was about, anyways. little insite of "MOST" girl minds. Fortunatly.. I could careless who is dating who and that was this chicks boyfriend from however many years ago and girl code and BLAH! I just don't care. I have my own shit to worry about.. I don't need to think about how much of a bitch jessica is because of some girl code that doesn't really exsist but every girl should know and whatever and what not. lol.

I think I got my ranting out for the Day. Thanx for listening. lol